Christian Fundamentalist Website Contest

Yesterday I showed you http://www.answersingenesis.org, a website that claims evolution never happened. Today, via MOsanthrope, I bring you http://www.exodus.to, a website that will help you get those homosexual demons out of your system.

Notice a pattern here? Genesis? Exodus? That's right, the first two books of the Bible.

Leviticus is next. So here's the contest: Someone needs to either find a Christian fundamentalist website with Leviticus in the title, or create a mock Christian fundamentalist website with Leviticus in the title. First person to do so and send me the link wins a prize. The prize is a mention on my website. And you won't go to Hell. Even if you're gay. Or a Jew. Or Charles Darwin.

The eleventh way is nuclear war

Yesterday's trivia question

Here's a repost.... the answer is in the comments section below.


Figure out what the following musical acts have in common, and put them in chronological order based on the criterea I'm looking for.

Madonna
Garbage
Paul McCartney
Duran Duran
Tina Turner
Tom Jones

Good Luck.

What should I post about today?

Seriously. I want to know.

Today's trivia question

Figure out what the following musical acts have in common, and put them in chronological order based on the criterea I'm looking for.

Madonna
Garbage
Paul McCartney
Duran Duran
Tina Turner
Tom Jones

Good Luck.

Things I saw in my email this morning

From various people:

The Jazzfest Lineups have been anounced. Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, Dave Matthews, Dr. John among many others the first weekend. Fats Domino, Jimmy Buffett, Paul Simon, Robert Randolph, and others the second weekend.

At http://www.supportourribbons.com/, you can order customized magnetic ribbons, those magnetic oval things for cars, and most importantly, custom fridge banter. Now you can get your own name and words of your choosing to play the magnetic word game on your fridge.

In Jew news, Israaeli cartoonists are having their own anti-semetic cartoon contest to beat the Iranians to the punch. Paging Mel Brooks...

And is backwards-thinking anti-evoultion anti-science news, check this out: A Creationist Museum. People that think evolution has no validity at all. Beautiful quotes like these: "Peer back into the deepest recesses of the heavens, and discover that the latest images of the stars confirm an all powerful Creator, not a random bang!" and "The Bible is true. No doubt about it! Paul explains God's authoritative Word, and everyone who rejects His history-including six-day creation and Noah's Flood-is ‘willfully’ ignorant," and maybe best of all "God’s Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There’s no room for compromise."

The Words to that Damn Fall Out Boy Song

Here are the lyrics.

Phew! I thought they were talking about "cock-eating bullets."

Ann Coulter Commits a Felony

Here it is.

And, unlike most Palm Beach voters, she voted for Pat Buchanan on purpose.

Willie Nelson Jumps on the Gay Cowboy Bandwagon

The link.

Well, it's about time!

How did I miss this?

Dean called Cheney "Aaron Burr" the morning BEFORE the shooting incident was anounced to the public. Quite a coincidence.

Increasingly Accurate Headline

Vice President Cheney Shoots 78 Year Old Man in Head and Causes Heart Attack

And now, Aaron Burr

From Achenblog:

A Washington Post researcher dug up this notice that ran on page 3 of the July 18, 1804 edition of the Gettysburg Centinel:

"By a gentleman from Philadelphia we learn, that last week a duel took place at New York, between Colonel Aaron Burr, Vice President of the U. States, and General Alexander Hamilton, in which the latter was mortally wounded, and expired in a short time after he was taken from the field. The cause of the duel, or who was the challenger, we did not learn."

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See? All Vice President's are slow to report when they shoot someone in the face.

And more Cheney

From John Dickerson in Slate:

Perhaps the even more apt analogy was Bush's own hunting incident in 1994. When the gubernatorial candidate accidentally killed a protected killdeer during a dove shoot, he wrote that he reacted this way: "Karen [Hughes] and I looked at each other. What now? 'We confess,' we both said, almost simultaneously. Bush then called every reporter who had been on his hunting trip. He then announced it at a press conference. The lesson of the shooting, Bush wrote in his biography, is that "people watch the way you handle things; they get a feeling they like and trust you, or they don't."

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For once, I agree witht the president (even though that never actually happened. Bush and Hughes looking at each other and saying "We confess?" Come on.)

More Cheney

From Salon:

Rod Slings, a hunting safety officer with the Iowa Department of Natural Resources, tells Des Moines' KCCI that Dick Cheney's accidental shooting of a hunting companion may have been caused by "target fixation," a condition that arises when a hunter becomes so focused on one target that "everything else becomes blurry."

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Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden had no comment.

Someone else who cares about curling

The Washington Post's Dan Steinberg. I particularly like his backround on New Zealand's Kiwi Curlers.

Thanks, Debby, for the info.

Last Week's Trivia Question

The Question:

What do the following people all have in common?

Henry Rollins, Magic Johnson, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Gilda Radner, Jesse Jackson, Maya Angelou, Orson Welles, Martin Luther King, Jr., Carl Sandburg, and Ben Kingsley.

The Answer:

Dara, in the comments section, said:

"I know the answer to this if the list also includes Hillary Rodham Clinton, Sidney Poitier, Levar Burton, Christopher Reeve, Charles Kuralt, Ken Burns, and Garrison Keillor."

I'm assuming that she knew the answer was that all of the above were winners of Grammies for Spoken Word. Including this year's winner, Illinois's own Barack Obama.

If not, I'd like to hear what her answer was. Stay tuned, more trivia coming soon!

Cheney

Enough said.