Which South Park Character Are You?

Huh. And it didn't even ask me if I was a Jew.

King Kaufman and NFL Predictions

My favorite sports writer, King Kaufman, keeps an ongoing tab of a "Panel O' Experts" predictions for every NFL game, every week on his Myspace page.

As you can see, King Kaufman is dead last of the 16 experts, but who's first? His son, Buster, who picks the games by flipping a coin.

Second place? Adriana Sage, of EroticModelPicks.

A bunch of ESPN, Sports Illustrated, Sporting News and Yahoo guys follow.

Clearly, if you're going to bet on sports, three year olds and strippers are the ones you need to talk to.

Blogging Slowdown

Sorry for my lack of blogging of late, but I have an excuse. Really.

Jason Grimsley accused me of using steroids. A totally baseless accusation, but one I have to deal with nonetheless.

You know what's worse? Dennis Hastert has known about this allegation since the spring, and he did nothing.

Anyway, in all serious, due to work and other timing issues, I really can't promise daily posts right now. I'll try to get at least a few up a week. So hang in there.