It's quite simple really.
First, we need to
tighten our borders. Stop letting so many foreigners into our country. Especially
Koreans, who obviously can't be trusted. And did you hear this kid
might have been Muslim? That's it, no more Muslims allowed.
Now that that's taken care of, we need to ban music by the murderer's favorite band,
Collective Soul. And also, let's throw out all our CDs from his other big influence,
Guns 'N' Roses.
And really, freedom of speech is nice and all, but we should no longer tolerate anyone who
writes shitty plays. And we should no longer accept
any violent art at all.
The
mentally ill clearly cannot be trusted at all, either. If someone has a single suicidal thought, from now on they should be shielded from society. And anyone who's ever had any incident involving police, or annoyed a couple women, even if no charges were filed, should be locked up forever.
The students who did nothing to stop the shooter are
a bunch of wimps, as are the police and Virginia Tech safety people. All of them easily could have stopped it all.
It's all Bush's fault, really, and Nancy Pelosi's fault, too.
The solution is clearly to take everyone's guns away. No... even better! Let's give everyone guns, so they can shoot these guys before they kill again. But lets take away their
video games.
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*Ramming my head into the wall approximately 12 times*
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Phew! I think I have my senses back. I almost blamed the whole incident on
Southern Illinois beating Virginia Tech during March Madness.
The truth of the matter is simple...
Shit like this will happen from time to time. And there's next to nothing we can do about it. We can implement all of my suggestions above, and there will still be crazy fuckers out there. That answer is no more satisfying to me than it is to you, but it's the truth.
At the risk of sounding like a hippie, I say we all love each other and spread good vibes as much as possible. That's the best advice I have for minimizing incidents like this in the future.
