Stop the Federblogging!

From The Lowdown:

Kevin Federline has apparently commenced hostilities against his wife, Britney's, ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. "Kevin is totally preoccupied with Justin's music career," a source close to Kevin tells Star mag. "He's incredibly jealous of Justin's musical style, his sales and his popularity." K-Fed's talking tough, now that Brit has helped him land meetings with execs at her — and Justin's — label, Jive Records. "He's convinced himself that he's going to be the next Justin, only better," claims the source. "Kevin even told a friend that he's going to 'pulverize' Justin on the charts.

Yeah. And Vanilla Ice is going to make a comebck on the charts.

Now stop me before I Federblog again.