Toothpicks
Hey! Restaurants! Will you stop it with the toothpicks?
I mean, who need a toothpick unless it's used to serve Hors d'Oeuvres?
What's the point of a toothpick on the way out the door? To pick the crap between our teeth? Well I have news for you... Toothpicks are just tempting enough to think they'll be effective at getting between your teeth, but frustrating when they don't really accomplish the job at hand. So I get your stupid little toothpick, pick at my teeth for a while, and then look like some stupid hillbilly chewing on a toothpick when I decide that's the only thing I can do with it.
So here's my advice....
Dental Floss. If you're going to give us something to get at the crap between our teeth, give us the good stuff. I'm sure you can come up with some fancy-schmancy dental floss dispenser to match your ambiance. Is dental floss at the front door uncouth? Not really any more uncouth than toothpicks.
Come on. Don't look at me like that. It's a good idea. Admit it.
posted by Justin S. @ 8/31/2007 10:04:00 AM
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3 Comments:
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Dental flossers: toothpick and floss in one, and much more effective.
Agreed. Dental flossers it is. Now let's get the food service industry on the phone.
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