Kaufman Wikipedia Update

King wrote a column today regarding his Wikipedia entry.

I'm proud to say that, despite much editing between yesterday and today, my addition to the Wikipedia entry remains.

The funniest thing about all the edits is that, at some point yesterday, there was a line in the entry saying King had once advocated the elimination of second base.

This, of course, isn't true, but it's very funny, as he actually has advocated eliminating field goals from football and eliminating free throws from basketball.

Most recently, this line has been added...

Under the stage name the King Teen, Kaufman was the singer for the Smokejumpers, "purveyors of hampster-slappin' punk rockabilly in San Francisco from 1996-2000."

Apparently, it's true. King's apparently the "Most Christmas Lovin' Jewboy Since Irving Berlin.™" Do you think he loves Jesus more than Kinky Friedman?