Stephen Colbert and Jack Bauer

In case you haven't seen it yet, Salon has the video of Colbert's performance at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner. Seriously. Watch it. You might have read about it, but reading about it doesn't do it justice. Colbert was on fire, and Bush had the most pissed off look on his face that you'll ever see, and Laura refuses to shake Colbert's hand as he's leaving.

While we're on the topic of Salon videos, watch this Japanese commercial for something called Calorie mate, featuring Kiefer Sutherland, in Jack Bauer mode. Truly bizarre.