Gene Weingarten and Anderson Cooper

Because Dara apparently isn't going to blog about this, I feel compelled to. In his recent column, one of Dara's favorite people, Gene Weingarten, expresses his desire to jail another of Dara's favorite people, Anderson Cooper.

You know that guy, Anderson Cooper, the CNN correspondent with the elegant white hair and the really sincere attitude who manages not only to report the news but also to feel the news resonate deep in his soul? Can't we put him in jail?

Next week: Bono advocates burning Jon Bon Jovi at the stake.