Team name for new DC baseball team....

Please leave any ideas for team names in my comments section. Serious suggestions and suggestions of teams that represent what is going on in Washington these days both accepted. Here's a few to start off....

Washington Monuments
Washington Freedom (that was our women's soccer team name, but the league went under)
Washington Nationals
Washington Shrubs
Washington Chimps
Washington Wolfowitzes
Washington Neocons
Washington Warmongers
Washington Doublespeak
Washington Puppets
Washington Roving Roves
Washington Gentrification
Washington Sprawl
Washington Appropriations
Washington Filibuster
Washington Bloggers
Washington Inflated Housing Costs

You get the idea. Your turn.